i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
a lot happens in a year. for example: i dont give a shit if im rich when im older. i wanna be around people and places that make me happy. if lots pf money is the sole thing that makes you happy, re-evaluate your prioties because truly there is so much more to life than having nice things.
i farted and it smells like the stomach virus
i honestly jsut came out to have a good time and im feeling really attacked or whatever the tumblr trend is someone else finish this fucking post
remember when katy perry wrote a song about fucking an alien
i guess we have to battle to see who the alpha is
WHAT IF CanNIBALS ONLY DRANK CHICKN NOODLE SOUP…WOULD THEY BE CHICKENS OR WOULD THE DEFINITION OF CANNIBAL BE DIFFERENT
Beautiful things dont ask for attention.
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
when tumblr text posts die they go to twitter
i hate it when people say “there will be other boys.” to girls who have just been broken up with. maybe there will be, maybe there wont. dont build yourself up with the drive that one day you will meet someone else, build yourself back up for you. because you are perfect and you will stand strong regardless of who you meet and when you meet them.
what if all the seeds on strawberries were tiny nipples